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Song Parodies -> "Only The Amish Have Fun"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Good Die Young"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Only The Amish Have Fun"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Come out Jebediah, don't be full of hate
You Catholic men don't work too late
But at sunrise you get up and await
Working off you bun
Ya built a church and ya went to pray
Get up at three a.m. and work each day
But they never told you the electricity
After milking the cows I'm done...
Only the Amish have fun

You feed the chickens and after brunch it's the cows
We ain't to modern we ain't to loud
We have fun by working the plow
My lads have lots of fun
Come on Ezeikel, set up to dine
Lancaster will give ya plenty of time
The stained-glass windows look just fine
Burnt from the sun
And only the Amish have fun

You Amish lads and lasses made a declaration
Jacob is a bit too old
Wishing for some gold
But Master Joka they didn't give you quite enough information
About Dutch history
When you were counting on your rosary

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some go for fortune or hate
I'd rather discipline the youngins than work and faint
Sinners shall be executed...
And only the Amish have fun

You say your Brother Matthias comes around Christmas for decoration
Ya got a Bible for me?
Amishmen don't want electricity?

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