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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Worship Idols"
Original Song Title:
"We Didn't Start the Fire"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Please Don't Worship Idols"
Parody Written by:
The Great Destroyer
The Lyrics
Okay, so yesterday my pastor gives a sermon about living a Christ-like life...without falling into idols. It gave me an idea to make a parody about NOT worshipping idols...using a popular song by Billy Joel.
Justin Beiber, Tom Cruise, Katy Perry, Underwood, Chairman Mao, Timberlake, it's The Band Perry!
Jason Aldean, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, Rob Pattison, Grover Cleaveland, FDR, and then there's Tom Hanks.
Kristen Stewart, Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick, Bakugan, Rambo, "The Opera Ghost" and that Razor Brain.
Eisenhower, Washington, and there's Thomas Jefferson. James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, Prince WIlliam, shut up!
Please don't worship idols.
The Scriptures always told us
Since time began!
Please don't reverse God's created order.
Oh, He will not be happy!
So you've gotta be wary!
Joseph Stalin, Makarov, Solomon and Al-Bashir!
Rockefeller, Sergeant Randall, Money and toys!
Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Damon, and John Mayer.
Michael English, L. Alaina, and there's Einstein.
Currie, Cloverfield, Sandman's in the Delta Force.
Harry Truman, Reagan, Elvis Presley, and there's Mickey Mouse.
Krushchev, Pastor Ben, Molech, Dagon, Ashley and Jenny Cooke,
Princess Pea, Rascal Flatts, US Army Rangers!
(repeat chorus)
Sitting Bull, Pat Sajak, Adolf Hitler, Mussolini, Sputnik, Jackie Chan, "I Think I Can, I Think I Can", Keith Urban, Charlemagne, and there's H.G. Wells., Dieter Stark, Kamarov, hey, there's Thomas Eddison.
Isaac Singer, General Braddock, Omarion, Fabolous, Efron, Bloc Party's a no-go,
YouTube, Anubis, Ramses and Gooteberg, Chucky Cheese, Hitchcock, and there's Buzz Aldrin.
(Repeat Chorus)
Sid Roth, Hemingway, Eichmann, Old Man and the Sea, Dylan, Osseck, and Kirk Cameron.
"Lawrence of Arabia", Gordon Currie, Alan Grant, John Glenn, Ole Miss, Taylor Lautner.
Pope Paul, Malcom Z, Bloody Mary is my ex! JFK, Fung Shui, WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO SAY?!
(Repeat chorus)
Begin, Arafat, terror on the airline, Ayatollah's in Iran, and there's Eli Young Band.
Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, screwing up big time, statues, coins, pagan gods, AIDS, Selena Gomez!
Paramedics on the shores, fresh Japan sushi, Coca Cola, roller coaster! I can't take it anymore!
(Repeat chorus)
But when Christ returns, will they still go on, and on, and on, and on?
Jason Aldean, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, Rob Pattison, Grover Cleaveland, FDR, and then there's Tom Hanks.
Kristen Stewart, Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick, Bakugan, Rambo, "The Opera Ghost" and that Razor Brain.
Eisenhower, Washington, and there's Thomas Jefferson. James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, Prince WIlliam, shut up!
Please don't worship idols.
The Scriptures always told us
Since time began!
Please don't reverse God's created order.
Oh, He will not be happy!
So you've gotta be wary!
Joseph Stalin, Makarov, Solomon and Al-Bashir!
Rockefeller, Sergeant Randall, Money and toys!
Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Damon, and John Mayer.
Michael English, L. Alaina, and there's Einstein.
Currie, Cloverfield, Sandman's in the Delta Force.
Harry Truman, Reagan, Elvis Presley, and there's Mickey Mouse.
Krushchev, Pastor Ben, Molech, Dagon, Ashley and Jenny Cooke,
Princess Pea, Rascal Flatts, US Army Rangers!
(repeat chorus)
Sitting Bull, Pat Sajak, Adolf Hitler, Mussolini, Sputnik, Jackie Chan, "I Think I Can, I Think I Can", Keith Urban, Charlemagne, and there's H.G. Wells., Dieter Stark, Kamarov, hey, there's Thomas Eddison.
Isaac Singer, General Braddock, Omarion, Fabolous, Efron, Bloc Party's a no-go,
YouTube, Anubis, Ramses and Gooteberg, Chucky Cheese, Hitchcock, and there's Buzz Aldrin.
(Repeat Chorus)
Sid Roth, Hemingway, Eichmann, Old Man and the Sea, Dylan, Osseck, and Kirk Cameron.
"Lawrence of Arabia", Gordon Currie, Alan Grant, John Glenn, Ole Miss, Taylor Lautner.
Pope Paul, Malcom Z, Bloody Mary is my ex! JFK, Fung Shui, WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO SAY?!
(Repeat chorus)
Begin, Arafat, terror on the airline, Ayatollah's in Iran, and there's Eli Young Band.
Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, screwing up big time, statues, coins, pagan gods, AIDS, Selena Gomez!
Paramedics on the shores, fresh Japan sushi, Coca Cola, roller coaster! I can't take it anymore!
(Repeat chorus)
But when Christ returns, will they still go on, and on, and on, and on?
It's my second parody. Hope you like it.
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Must have been a hellacious service to cause you to be able to parody such a intricate song in such a short time
not too shabby some pacing issues but far better than anything I made when I started out 434
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