Song Parodies -> Blue Europe
| Original Song Title: | "Blue Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Hayes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blue Europe" |
| Parody Written by: | Offender |
Christmas is supposed to be a season for good cheer, so let's get this out of the way right now: Europe sucks. It may have a long and glorious history behind it, but that history is definitely behind it. This time in Europe will be remembered, if at all, as the time of Europe's long slide into obscurity and irrelevance.
You have a blue Europe around you;
Rotten and blue and stinking around you;
All accounts in the red, huge numbers on the dole;
Your taxpayers' money gets dumped down a rat hole.
Meanwhile your stock markets are falling;
Your unemployment rate is appalling.
Forty thousand got fried, in your heat wave they died;
That's why Europe's a blue, blue, blue, blue Europe.
[An extremely downbeat solo on a cheap kazoo follows.]
O'er your land hangs a blight, although England's all right,
Still, you have a blue, blue, blue, blue Europe.
Rotten and blue and stinking around you;
All accounts in the red, huge numbers on the dole;
Your taxpayers' money gets dumped down a rat hole.
Meanwhile your stock markets are falling;
Your unemployment rate is appalling.
Forty thousand got fried, in your heat wave they died;
That's why Europe's a blue, blue, blue, blue Europe.
[An extremely downbeat solo on a cheap kazoo follows.]
O'er your land hangs a blight, although England's all right,
Still, you have a blue, blue, blue, blue Europe.
I've been hearing about Europe's decline for several years now, but this article inspired this particular parody.
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This reminds me of exactly the same bullshit we hear about the US here on this side of the pond. Just swap "US" on the place of "Europe" on your song, and you get the usual EU view of the affairs in America. Just go at the place and see it with your own eyes and don't believe half of the bullshit you hear. This advice is good for the Yanks and Euros as well.
Woo hoo! Finally someone's mad at me again!
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