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Song Parodies -> "Pee On Trees"

Original Song Title:

"Lean On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"Pee On Trees"

Parody Written by:

Bryan Pardue

The Lyrics

Okay, I was sitting on this idea for about a year before I decided to write it...
*Verse 1*
Sometimes in our days we have the urge
Nature will call us
But, in all our ways
We know that trees never will maul us

*Chorus*
Pee on trees, when toilet's far
Your bladder is full
And no one's around
Pull over and stop
When you see a tree
It'll be there to pee on

*Verse 2*
Embarass your mom
Pa and your sis, give them the full moon
No patience can hide faces of pain
That you must wee soon

*Chorus*
Pee on trees, when toilet's far
Your bladder is full
And no one's around
Pull over and stop
When you see a tree
It'll be there to pee on

*Verse 3*
If you drank a beer
And cannot bear loads while you must travel
Look around the road, look for that green
Around the gravel

*Bridge*
You just look for a forest when porcelain in land
We all need something to pee on
Who cares if you're female or if you're a man
We all need something to pee on

*Chorus*
Pee on trees, when toilet's far
Your bladder is full
And no one's around
Pull over and stop
When you see a tree
It'll be there to pee on

Pee on trees...

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Val Duffy - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, man - this was a funny parody! You forgot the trees, lamenting, "Cleeeeeeean me! Cleeeeeeeean me!" :)
Adagio - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny! Kept my imagination working...lol.
Wild Man - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Good work, Bryan.
Meriadoc - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one!
Leah Lockhart - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This is great! Unfortunately I cannot pee on a tree without contorting myself. I was considering writing one called "You peed on me" to this tune, but I see you've got the urination theme covered. Good work.

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