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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Sawing You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Seeing You"

Original Performer:

Billie Holiday

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Sawing You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'll Be Sawing You,
Magicians box, inside you're hiding
Illusion, and the way you're sliding
Makes it true...

Push, pull the blade of steel
False blood makes it look real
With flying chunks of wood,
It's cutting through,
The way it should..

I'll Be Sawing You
Your indiscretion. learned today
Stage hand, with whom you love to play
Insurance helped me find a way;
Of payback, accidental clause,
Indemnity is due...
So, this time it's not a trick,
Dear, I'll Be Sawing...You...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
on the cutting edge
Meriadoc - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I saw that ending coming....
TJC - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice! I really enjoy songs portraying a little slice of life.
AFW - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, alvin, Meriadoc, and TJC...I guess I did sort of telegraph the ending.. all good punny commenting

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