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Song Parodies -> "I Cover The Waterfront"

Original Song Title:

"I Cover The Waterfront"

Original Performer:

Billie Holiday

Parody Song Title:

"I Cover The Waterfront"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm here on the shelf
At your drugstore
Contained in cartons
Some hold twenty four
For a place
Where there's lace
I'm designed

Out of every month
I work just one week
At a certain spot
Where the sun does not peek
It's a slob
Of a job,
But, it's mine...

I Cover The Waterfront
My boss is a she
With a little shove,
I'm right where I should be

I Cover The Waterfront
Down low, never high
Sort of like a spy,
An undercover guy..

At my post
Constantly guarding
My hole life hanging
On a thread
And most of the time,
Though, I'm not angry
I do see red

If y'ain't guessed yet, Lad
A Tampax pad,
That's me..

I Cover The Waterfront

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Red Ant - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Waterfront; that is new to me used in this context. Good work.
AFW - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red
carol - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
good job on this 5's
AFW - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carol
alvin rhodes - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
nasty job but something has to do it...surreal...5s
AFW - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
my hole life hanging.. cracked me up ;) 5s
Larry Hensley - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice parody.
AFW - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, LLLB and Larry

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