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Song Parodies -> "The Pumpkin"

Original Song Title:

"The Diner"

Original Performer:

Billie Eilish

Parody Song Title:

"The Pumpkin"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the Jack-O-Lantern pumpkin.
Don't be afraid of scare
I'm what you need

I saw you on the nights
I know we're meant to be
You're starring in my ghosts
In candy stores
You're looking right at me

I'm here around the snack
I'm waiting on your block
But please don't call the ghosts
They'll make me stop
And I just wanna talk

Bet I could change your night
You could be my wife
Could get into a scare
I'll say, "You're right,"
And you'll tricking the treat

I waited on the corner 'til I saw the pumpkin hear
Was easy getting over and I landed on my trick
I came in through the pumpkin looking for something to snack
I left a calling card so they would know that it was me

I tried to save you but I succeeded
There are many snacks in the pumpkin
While I'm away, don't read my mail
Just bring a veil
And come visit me in scares

I'll go back to the pumpkin
I'll see another candy
I hope you'll read it this time
You better

The snacks around the corner stopped me when I tried to leave
They told me I was crazy and they scared me off my ghiosts
They came in through the kitchen looking for something discreet
I left a calling card so they would know that it was me

(Ah, ah, know that it was me)

I memorized your candy, now I call you when I please
I tried to end it all, but now I'm back up on my ghosts
I saw you in the car with someone else and couldn't sleep
If something happens to him, you can bet that it was me

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