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Song Parodies -> "Ballad of Micheal Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Ballad of Davy Crocket"

Original Performer:

Bill Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Ballad of Micheal Jackson"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Was perfectly normal kid in the 70's
Him and the Jackson Five were off singing A-B-C
Then he had a habbit you had too see
He got went through too much plastic surgery
Micheal, Micheal Jackson! That man sure is queer!

In year 1980 the critics uprose
He started doing pornographic videos
Now, he's just a freek with out a nose
With black hair over his shoulders and is the center of many jokes
Micheal, Micheal Jackson! That man sure is queer!

Off on stage he's not getting along
No more break dancing or singing a song
Because useing little boys just is wrong
He thinks he's Peter Pan and is just as strong
Micheal, Micheal Jackson! The no nose crazy queer!

Janet Jackson is his sister's name
Her you know what's were put to shame
Now Janet and Micheal are both the same
Cause they are both freeks and femianane
Micheal, Micheal Jackson making MTV fall~

Headed back to Never Land his home place
Where he likes to get to get a shock off of double A's
Getting the boy's while getting sprayed with mace
Little kids are his favorite thing to embrace
Micheal, Micheal Jackson! His dignity is going down!

The prince of pop isn't like he was before
Now you can't even buy his C.D's at the store
And these people don't get bored
Cause he made himself a legand from ever more
Micheal, Micheal Jackson! That man sure is weird!

He gave his skin pigment and his band
Bought a little ranch called Never Land
And no one will ever understand
How one man can turn so banned
Micheal, Micheal Jackson! His music was actually fun to hear!

He now is a discrase to his family!
Even Alan Jackson is afraid to see
If one day they'll mistake him with thee
Looking that bad should have to pay a fee
Micheal, Micheal Jackson! That man sure is queer!

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