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Song Parodies -> "Spock Around the Dock"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Around the Clock"
Original Performer:
Bill Haley & His Comets
Parody Song Title:
"Spock Around the Dock"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
One, two, three at mach, four at mach Spock
Five, six, seven at mach, eight at mach Spock
Nine, ten, eleven at mach, twelve at mach Spock
We're blowin' Spock around the dock tonight
Put the Vulcan on, and have some fun
We'll introduce him to April one
We're blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
We're shootin' Spock, Spock, Spock in no-G flight
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
When we reach warp two, three, and four
Gonna blast him through the airlock door
We're givin' Spock a brand new shock tonight
We're flyin' Spock, Spock, Spock like Rainbow Bright
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
When we hit warp five, six, and seven
We'll get those emotions revvin'
We're makin' Spock an old air sock tonight
We're sailin' Spock, Spock, Spock like Franklin's kite
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
Warpin' eight, nine, ten, eleven too
He'll be askin' Mommy what to do
We're stirrin' Spock inside a wok tonight
We're launchin' Spock, Spock, Spock like Orville Wright
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
When we hit warp twelve, we'll blast some air
Blow Spock down to his underwear
We're blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
We're shootin' Spock, Spock, Spock in no-G flight
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
Five, six, seven at mach, eight at mach Spock
Nine, ten, eleven at mach, twelve at mach Spock
We're blowin' Spock around the dock tonight
Put the Vulcan on, and have some fun
We'll introduce him to April one
We're blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
We're shootin' Spock, Spock, Spock in no-G flight
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
When we reach warp two, three, and four
Gonna blast him through the airlock door
We're givin' Spock a brand new shock tonight
We're flyin' Spock, Spock, Spock like Rainbow Bright
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
When we hit warp five, six, and seven
We'll get those emotions revvin'
We're makin' Spock an old air sock tonight
We're sailin' Spock, Spock, Spock like Franklin's kite
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
Warpin' eight, nine, ten, eleven too
He'll be askin' Mommy what to do
We're stirrin' Spock inside a wok tonight
We're launchin' Spock, Spock, Spock like Orville Wright
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
When we hit warp twelve, we'll blast some air
Blow Spock down to his underwear
We're blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
We're shootin' Spock, Spock, Spock in no-G flight
We're blowin' Spock, blowin' Spock around space dock tonight
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Porfle - Highly illogical. Wish I could say more, but dammit Jim...I'm a doctor, not a critic! At least...he's dead, Jim! Now Keptan Kerk...bring on the Klingon wessels! (Wonderful!) ;D
hilarious...my fave of the day...new dance craze coming
May you both live long and prosper!
Top notch..it beams me up
Someone needs to buy you a book on ST tech guidelines and warp speed adjustment!!! It was recalibrated. Anyway, 555!!!
Enterprising Parody Porfle!! :-) 555!
Thanks for the nice comments! Rob--I've been known to sacrifice accuracy to make something rhyme!
Fascinating!
he he
My limited understanding of human customs suggests that I respond favorably to your comments.
Was Bones slapping the double bass?
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a be-bopper!
This talked more about blowing Spock than that Captain Kirk and Spock gay fanfic I wish I never stumbled upon. Thankfully this one was a lot less filthy!
I've never read any of the gay fanfic but I've seen some very romantic drawings.
Your work inspires me to drop everything I am doing, and go scratch out another song. Can you at least submit a crappy one so I know that you are human?
Much appreciated, Chris! I'm working on a few crappy ones as we speak!
(SOTM) A homicide of Spock would be highly illogocal! But the parody was still good. A lot of fun.
Thanks! Not homicide, just a foolie (as Miri's friends would say).
Sadly, I am not a fan at all of Star Trek (or Wars for that matter) so this entire thing was lost on me. The pacing went really well with the OS though!
Well, I'll settle for that! Thanks!
(SOTM) Pacing was perfect, but I have not seen a whole episode of Star Trek, so there may be context I'm missing as to why they're subjecting Spock to centrifugal force. Or ist it centripetal? I can never remember.
No backstory necessary, they're just introducing Spock to the old Earth custom of April Fool's Day!
(SOTM) This was definitely outta my area of comprehension, sorry. The parts I understood were funny.
Geez, not many Star Trek fans on this site!
Caught this from your comment - excellent stuff (especially impressed with an original rhyme for "seven" :-)
..live long and prosper
..live long and prosper
By Grabthar's hammer...oops, wrong movie. Anyway, thanks!
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