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Song Parodies -> "Bomb Around the Clock"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Around the Clock"

Original Performer:

Bill Haley and the Comets

Parody Song Title:

"Bomb Around the Clock"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Allied round-the-clock bombing of Germany...
1, 2, 3 O' clock, 4 O' clock bomb
5, 6, 7 O' clock, 8 O' clock bomb
9, 10, 11 O' clock, 12 O' clock bomb
They're gonna bomb around the clock all right

Load that Cookie on that weighs 2 tons
Load 18 more before we make that run
We're gonna bomb around the blocks tonight
We're gonna bomb, bomb, bomb, 'til the US fights
We're gonna bomb around the German sites tonight

We're gonna bomb until we win this war
Rain down Grand Slams until we score
We're gonna bomb around the blocks tonight
We're gonna bomb, bomb, bomb, 'til the US fights
We're gonna bomb around the German sites tonight

Messers and Fockes prowl the heavens
Flak guns below are fearsome weapons
They're gonna stalk about the box tonight
Obliques scraping underbellies left and right
Some of our Lancs ain't comin' home tonight

(Bastards got them IR sights)

When the sun comes up and reveals blue
B-bombers come out with Yankee crews
They're gonna form up in awesome sight
They're gonna bomb, bomb, bomb, in broad daylight
They're gonna bomb, gonna bomb with N-bombsights*

Germans still defend themselves
Luftwaffe sends
Strange planes with... jet engines???
Gonna stage dogfights with 'Stangs all right
T-bolts too in mid-air flight
Still we'll bomb them and their rotten Third Reich!!!




* Norden

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 24

Voting Breakdown

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 2   2
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 3   1
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 4   0
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Len Maltin - March 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Bomb! Security code MAD.
Patrick - March 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Looks like the Unobomber has struck as well.
Jonathan - March 02, 2015 - Report this comment
funny to imagine THESE lyrics in the "Happy Days" opening! :P 5's
Len Maltin - March 02, 2015 - Report this comment
While Patrick is sure that a sprinkling of 1s is the work of the Unobomber, and not a considered rating, he doesn't mention that, as of this writing, eleven (11) Five-Bombers have left their automatic calling cards. Isn't it curious, Patrick, that your friend-in-arms is always high-fived -- and lavishly so when they are needed to counter those scandalous 1s for the redoubtable Rob?
Mr. Halliwell - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob, you live for statistics, so why don't you crank out a magnificent 100 straight 5s and claim the record?
Man-Bun "Gung" Ho - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Make that 200, Number Boy. The more you get, the greater your parodies.
Unobomber - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
No! If there are 200 5s, my 1 will be too small to be seen on the bar chart. And you might tear the space-time continuum. Yeah, that's it.
Gaston - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Sacre bleu! Quel "je ne sais quoi!" Quel savoir faire! Quel merde! J'écris "cinq" un mille fois!
Bombed Comet - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Bombing rates 5/5 for "humor"? Strange part of the solar system we're traveling through, Capt. Bill.
Pilot - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
You're still angry over the bombing of Caen?
Patrick - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Perhaps we need an alternative category to "Funny". What bothers me most are the fellows who are turning out some interesting and well written items and not allowing comments. That, to me, defeats the purpose of this site. I don't enter, nor look at numbers, I want to know what readers think.
?????? - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
16 high fives, but only one person says anything positive in the comments? I guess it's Arndt's silent posse
Same here - March 03, 2015 - Report this comment
I noticed that six authors had over ten fivers with little to no comments. Why is this? A lot of attacks going on verbally and then silence. This place is weird.

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