-> "Sock Around The Crotch"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Around The Clock"
Parody Song Title:
"Sock Around The Crotch"
The Lyrics
One, two, grab a sock for a sock crotch
Three, four, nab a sock for a sock crotch
Five, six, tab a sock for a sock crotch,
I'm gonna' Sock
Around
The Crotch, tonight
Got my tight jeans on, and I'm set to go
All these socks I'll stuff, a bulge will show
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
I'm gonna' Sock, Sock, Sock for broad's delight
I'm gonna' Sock,
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
Lack of manhood status I'll enhance
With these rolled up socks, here in my pants
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
I'm gonna' Sock, Sock, Sock for broad's delight
I'm gonna' Sock,
I'm gonna' Sock, Around The Crotch, tonight
Don't wanna' be just a nerdy dud
Gonna' have a package and be a stud,
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
I'm gonna' Sock, Sock, Sock for broad's delight
I'm gonna' Sock,
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
Just hope these socks don't slip and drop
While I'm dancin' down at that old Sock Hop
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
I'm gonna' Sock, Sock, Sock for broad's delight
I'm gonna' Sock,
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
Yeah....
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