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Song Parodies -> "See Ya' Later, Escalator"

Original Song Title:

"See Ya' Later, Alligator"

Original Performer:

Bill Haley And The Comets

Parody Song Title:

"See Ya' Later, Escalator"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I don't...but, my ex-wife actually has this fear, or phobia
Well, I ain't afraid of walkin'
On a level normal way
No, I ain't afraid of walkin'
On a level normal way
But, to walk on somethin' movin'
I'm reluctant, I must say..

See Ya' Later, Escalator
After while, not my style
See Ya' Later, Escalator
After while, not my style
When I say I'll take the stairway
People laugh or kinda' smile

Asked my doctor what's the matter
Am I nuts or crazy, huh?
Asked my doctor what's the matter
Am I nuts or crazy, huh?
He said, "You ain't paranoid"
Just got escaphobia

See Ya' Later, Escalator
After while, not my style
See Ya' Later, Escalator
After while, not my style
When I say I'll take the stairway
People laugh or kinda' smile

.........Instrumental interlude..........

Everytime I'm at an airport
It is so embarrassing
Everytime I'm at an airport
It is so embarrassing
Anxious people yell behind me
When I try to do that thing..

See Ya' Later, Escalator
After while, not my style
See Ya' Later, Escalator
After while, not my style
When I say I'll take the stairway
People always laugh or smile


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alvin rhodes - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
funy concept...as the late great mitch hedburg once said "escalators can never break...they can only turn into stairs"
Red Ant - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Escalators don't bother but the first time I was on a powered walkway (treadmill type thing)at Chicago's O'Hare airport I had this feeling it was going to speed up rapidly and shoot me off the end. Why, I don't know. I guess the flight there had creeped me out enough that I was expecting something bad to happen.
AFW - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin....that is a great line.....thanks, Red Ant.....my ex was just the opposite..she didn't mind automatic sidewalks...but she would balk like a horse at a high fence, when it came to escalators..afraid her foot was going to get caught, I guess...and I have heard of that happening, at least, on side areas

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