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Song Parodies -> "Wok Around The Clock"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Around The Clock"

Original Performer:

Bill Haley and The Comets

Parody Song Title:

"Wok Around The Clock"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

One two three a' Wok, four a' Wok Wok
Five six seven a' Wok, eight a' Wok Wok
Nine ten eleven a' Wok, twelve a' Wok Wok

We're gonna Wok
Around
The Clock, tonight
We're gonna Wok, Wok, Wok, and wok it right
We're gonna Wok,
We're gonna Wok
Around The Clock, tonight

Put the Wok pan on and grab that fork
How about some good sweet n' sour pork?
We're gonna Wok Around The Clock, tonight
We're gonna Wok, Wok, Wok, tease appetites
We're gonna Wok,
We're gonna Wok
Around The Clock, tonight

Gonna Wok for two, three and four
If more guests show, gonna' Wok some more
We're gonna Wok Around The Clock, tonight
We're gonna Wok, Wiok, Wok, eat til daylight
We're gonna Wok,
We're gonna Wok,
Around The Clock, tonight...
Oh, yeah...
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7
Total Votes: 15

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carol - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
deliciously good. 5's Am I invited?
Arwen - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm pretty much in the mood for some sweet & sour now...=) Nice job...
John Barry - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the first wok 'n' roll classics. 5-star cuisiine.
AFW - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carol...Sure...drop by, anytime..just bring your appetite.. .....Thanks, Arwen...S&S comin' right up...... And thanks, John
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
sure wokking is fun, but be safe and don't do any wokkin' around the christmas tree...5s
Rick C - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Wasn't the original done by Fill Daily then he Vomits? 555
stuart mcarthur - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
and fifteen minutes after you've stopped wokking, you'll feel like wok wok wokking again - Wokkin Wobbin would wike this - 555
AFW - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...good advice............. Thanks,Rick...lol..good one............. Thanks, Stuart....true..and another good title there..
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious - still laughing... 555 ;-D
Billy Boyd - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Delicious and humorous. Great job, AFW. 5's.
Red Ant - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent parody AFW; wish the local Korean place would "Wok around the clock"; they are only open until 9pm and Wendy's food is inedible here (the only other fast food open past 9pm). 5s.
AFW - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, LLLB, Billy, and Red Ant...Move to Ohio...orientalized totally
Michael Pacholek - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Shake, rattle, and egg roll. Arwen's in the mood for sweet and sour? I'll bet she's got a T-shirt that says, "51% sweet, 49% sour, don't push me!"
Red Ant - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, "The Boxer" is a Simon and Garfunkel tune, I'm sure you've heard it; if not my parody "The Author" has a decent MIDI and original lyrics if you are interested, great song.
AFW - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael...Hey, great title...better write it............Thanks, Red Ant...and yeah..I checked out 'The Author"...Great work..I left a comment at that site..
2nz - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one, Airfarce. In the words of Jeff Reuben, "I'll be listening to this on my Wokman on the way home"
Alpha Skua - July 03, 2018 - Report this comment
WOK WOK WOK WOK AROUND THE CLOCK,WOK WOK WOK THE DOG

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