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Song Parodies -> "C-L-A-P"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Bill Haley and his Comets

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I seldom do naughty parodies, but this one came on my mind as the yesterday's news told about a gonorrhea epidemics amongst the Finnish teens. Gonorrhea is one of the more easily avoided venereal diseases, and nasty when it hits.
C - L - A - P

C for the Coccus that'll cause gonorrhea
L for the Lust for sex unsafe for real
A - for the Ache of catching a VD
P - for the Pain in your crotch and your pee-pee
That's how you match it
That's how you catch it
C - L - A - P

I know my flus, and my mumps, and my fevers and measles
Cancers and cardiovascular diseases
rashes and acnes and plagues and herpes
But really sucks when it is 'bout the VDs
Safely with my baby
Avoid it, my baby
C - L - A - P

Oh from Africa did come the AIDS
America did bring the pox -
But clap has been here all along
It's crazy and pain and it really sux -

C - being Careful when the germ has inflicted
L - for the Latex for condoms depicted
A - is the treatment with Antibiotics
P - is Precautions with partners exotics
Who even getcha
I'm gonna betcha
C - L - A - P

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Total Votes: 6

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Lifeliver - March 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Iiya! Kimoi. Demo pittari fitto, yoku dekimash'ta. 555
Onslaught - March 27, 2013 - Report this comment
You deserve a hand *clap, clap,clap* 555s :- D
Dave W. - March 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Oh my dear, for being so naughty - Susanna...This hard clapping just earned you a hard spanking ...What do you have to say for yourself now ...Hmm ?
John Lomain - March 27, 2013 - Report this comment
This was good

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