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Song Parodies -> "Crocs Around The Clock"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Around the Clock"
Original Performer:
Bill Haley and His Comets
Parody Song Title:
"Crocs Around The Clock"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
OK, I get it. Crocs are comfortable. I'll admit that I own a pair--but I never wear them in public. Couldn't they make an effort to make them not look like an unfortunate industrial accident?
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, Crocs
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, Crocs
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, Crocs
I'm gonna wear a pair of Crocs tonight
Well my first pair was of sandals red
Said I wouldn't be caught in them dead
But now I'll wear a pair of Crocs tonight
I'm wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
I'm gonna wear a pair of ugly Crocs tonight
They're lacking looks, these homely clogs
They'll turn a prince into a frog
But now I'll wear a pair of Crocs tonight
I'm wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
I'm gonna wear a pair of ugly Crocs tonight
I offend my friends with my footware
But my feet are glad, so I don't care
And so I'll wear a pair of Crocs tonight
I'm wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
I'm gonna wear a pair of ugly Crocs tonight
It may seem "un-hip," this plastic shoe
But they got me, and they'll get you, too
We're gonna wear a pair of Crocs tonight
We're wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
We're gonna wear an ugly pair of Crocs tonight
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, Crocs
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, Crocs
I'm gonna wear a pair of Crocs tonight
Well my first pair was of sandals red
Said I wouldn't be caught in them dead
But now I'll wear a pair of Crocs tonight
I'm wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
I'm gonna wear a pair of ugly Crocs tonight
They're lacking looks, these homely clogs
They'll turn a prince into a frog
But now I'll wear a pair of Crocs tonight
I'm wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
I'm gonna wear a pair of ugly Crocs tonight
I offend my friends with my footware
But my feet are glad, so I don't care
And so I'll wear a pair of Crocs tonight
I'm wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
I'm gonna wear a pair of ugly Crocs tonight
It may seem "un-hip," this plastic shoe
But they got me, and they'll get you, too
We're gonna wear a pair of Crocs tonight
We're wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
We're gonna wear an ugly pair of Crocs tonight
Parody by Mason "ribbit" Resnick
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croc on....funny...i'll be humming this all day...i'll take comfort over style anytime
I've eaten alligator at Cajun eateries but I've never worn croc. I like the snappy pace of the OS with the snappy grace of the parody.
See ya later alligator
In a while crocodile
OK take 5 you lounge lizard.
See ya later alligator
In a while crocodile
OK take 5 you lounge lizard.
You put a lotta' sole in this
Thanks alvin, and remember, it's better to feel good than to look good. Guy: at least they're not Alligator shoes! AFW: I guess I'm a sole survivor...
This one made me crock up. 5-5-5
Fits like a slipper.
I was going to do one on this but you beat me to it! WD
Thanks MrMacphisto, John, and Roger!
Never smile at a crocidyle
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