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Song Parodies -> "Smirk's Out Of Control"

Original Song Title:

"Shake, Rattle & Roll"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Big Joe Turner

Parody Song Title:

"Smirk's Out Of Control"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Big Joe Turner's 1954 version of "Shake, Rattle and Roll" had lyrics that were edited out of the version recorded by Bill Haley & The Comets
(instrumental intro)

Shrub's out of his head
Still wants to lead this land
Shrub's out of his head
Still wants to lead this land
Past scandals he's ditchin'
While he toys with his plots and plans

His handlers clean his messes
And try to hide the truth
His handlers clean his messes
And try to hide the truth
Just don't believe his lies
When you step in the voting booth

Hey, that Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Well, this man knows nothing
The right wing's got his soul

(instrumental break)

He's a tool of the NRA
And Religious Right
He's a tool of the NRA
And Religious Right
He let his state execute folks
Who can't put up a fight

They say he's a tool of Big Oil
And now we know
They say he's a tool of Big Oil
And now we know
Oil war, Iraq crisis,
That's where our tax money goes

Hey, that Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Well, this man knows nothing
The right wing's got his soul

(instrumental break)

He told the world that
Peace he'd seek through Iraq war
He told the world that
Peace he'd seek through Iraq war
Went there to steal the oil
He's Bush, the Oil Whore

On Capitol Hill
The G.O.P. repeats
On Capitol Hill
The G.O.P. repeats
Bush and his White House lies
Spinning to reverse defeats

Hey, that Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Well, this man knows nothing
The right wing's got his soul

Hey, that Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Well, this man knows nothing
The right wing's got his soul

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