Little donkey, little donkey
On the Campaign trail
Gotta keep on plodding onward
With your cackling wail

Guess it’s your time little donkey
Not a vote in sight
On the ticket little donkey
Till election night

Bring out those stars tonight
Longoria and O-Oprah
Pay off those stars tonight
A million here, a million there

Little donkey, little donkey
Had a heavy day
Little donkey, lost election now she doesn’t bray
Little donkey, lost election now she doesn’t-

Little donkey, little donkey
Career’s end is near
There's a chance she’ll run for gov’ner
Heaven help us, dear
Little donkey, please stay out of California’s way
Little donkey, please stay out of California’s way