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Song Parodies -> "My Three-Year-Old Self Does the “Aardvark Rap (Arthur)”"
Original Song Title:
"In A One-Room Flat (From “The Way To Love”)"
Original Performer:
Bernie Cummins and his New Yorkers
Parody Song Title:
"My Three-Year-Old Self Does the “Aardvark Rap (Arthur)”"
Parody Written by:
Pollyisagoodbird
The Lyrics
The greatest video in internet history. (Original video here.)
I can laugh, I can sing,
I can feel as wealthy as a king!
Sung that Aardvark Rap, on mom’s cassette tape,
And three times watched each day!
Give me more! Give me less!
I’ll live life knowing that I did this,
Sung that Aardvark Rap, on mom’s cassette tape,
And three times watched each day!
Now if YouTube is seeing,
My video when three-ing.
Then they’ll make it viral,
From there it’s a downward spiral…
I sung that rap at three,
If it blows, it’s not because I’m weak,
So, if things go wrong, should I give one hoot?
I’ll watch my clip every day on YouTube.
Sung that Aardvark Rap, on mom’s cassette tape,
And three times watched each day!
I can feel as wealthy as a king!
Sung that Aardvark Rap, on mom’s cassette tape,
And three times watched each day!
Give me more! Give me less!
I’ll live life knowing that I did this,
Sung that Aardvark Rap, on mom’s cassette tape,
And three times watched each day!
Now if YouTube is seeing,
My video when three-ing.
Then they’ll make it viral,
From there it’s a downward spiral…
I sung that rap at three,
If it blows, it’s not because I’m weak,
So, if things go wrong, should I give one hoot?
I’ll watch my clip every day on YouTube.
Sung that Aardvark Rap, on mom’s cassette tape,
And three times watched each day!
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The greatest video in internet history.
Great combination: The lamest narrative of all time provided by the most prolific plagiarist of all time. Raise your hand if you’re surprised. Hmmm, nobody? Kinda what I thought, too.
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