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Song Parodies -> "The Kansas Farm and Ranch Radio Network"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing in the Moonlight"
Original Performer:
Ben Pollack
Parody Song Title:
"The Kansas Farm and Ranch Radio Network"
Parody Written by:
A Kansan
The Lyrics
Based off the Anderson Grain Group daily market reports on the Kansas Farm & Ranch Radio Network (KF&R), weekdays at 8:30 AM, on 1440 KMAJ-AM, Topeka, Kansas.
Reports in the daylight,
8:30 AM,
Time to get an update,
On those markets...
Reports in the daylight,
Sighing little sighs,
Hoping for some sunlight,
For the acreage and skies,
1440 AM,
Has the day's reports,
KMAJ's update,
On those markets...
It’s not sporting bet work,
It’s a simple song,
Hear the KF&R network,
All day long!
8:30 AM,
Time to get an update,
On those markets...
Reports in the daylight,
Sighing little sighs,
Hoping for some sunlight,
For the acreage and skies,
1440 AM,
Has the day's reports,
KMAJ's update,
On those markets...
It’s not sporting bet work,
It’s a simple song,
Hear the KF&R network,
All day long!
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