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Song Parodies -> "Little Passports"

Original Song Title:

"Got The Jitters"

Original Performer:

Ben Pollack

Parody Song Title:

"Little Passports"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There’s still time to get your children one of the hottest gifts this season, Little Passports.
Little Passports, Little Passports;
Little Passports, Little Passports, Little Passports.
Like the pounding of the hammer
Is a kids' holiday clammer,
Show the world in panorama,
Little Passports!

Give them gift sets, give them gift sets,
Watch them jump around and dance with all of our pets,
Show them maps of France and London,
Sydney & Beijing are something,
Take the kids and twins gift hunting,
Little Passports!

Saw this thing one afternoon,
Bought out the whole site, it crashed so soon,
Got caught and slapped on the back,
“Next time, don’t crash online stores like that!”

Little Passports, Little Passports,
How would we survive without those Little Passports?
On this Christmas, when you get up,
Hear their cheers without a let up,
This was all a great big set-up,

Like a million city critters,
Who are not exactly quitters,
And would just go for stuffed toys,
That’s Little Passports!

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