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Song Parodies -> "Three Scouts Times a Hundred"

Original Song Title:

"Two Tickets to Georgia"

Original Performer:

Ben Pollack

Parody Song Title:

"Three Scouts Times a Hundred"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It’s not complicated: 3 Boy Scouts x 100, plus one assistant and one elephant = the greatest moment in television history.
Three Scouts times a hundred,
How much did they weigh?
Three Scouts times a hundred,
All there one day!

Attended a show fine,
With tickets to joy,
Show with a missing kine,
A girl and boys,

Come on and sing,
This Ben Pollack tune,
For those living soon,
On this afternoon,

Can still hear the cheering,
The elephant, too,
Three Scouts times a hundred,
Too big for you!

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Nappy Lamare (the singer of this song) - August 29, 2022 - Report this comment
Three Scouts times a hundred, / What price did it pay? / Boy Scouts near a woman, / Don’t act that way!!

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