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Song Parodies -> "Don’t Buy Twitter"
Original Song Title:
"Got The Jitters"
Original Performer:
Ben Pollack
Parody Song Title:
"Don’t Buy Twitter"
Parody Written by:
Hilton “Nappy” Lamare
The Lyrics
Don’t buy Twitter, don’t buy Twitter,
Here’s what happens when a billionaire buys Twitter,
Like the clammer of a hammer,
Is the buying and it’s clamor,
Was a news extravaganza,
Don’t buy Twitter!
Lawsuit pending, lawsuit pending,
When he bought Twitter, Elon Musk became trending,
Tried to change the company’s ladder,
Elon says it doesn’t matter,
He thinks Twitter is now badder,
Don’t buy Twitter!
Made a deal one afternoon,
Then he didn’t want to SEE it through!
Twitter went on the attack,
“In a funny named court, we’ll fight back!”
Don’t buy Twitter, don’t buy Twitter,
They’ve gone to the Chancery Court of Delaware,
You all thought it was a step up,
Thought the deal could never let up,
It’s a news media set up,
DON’T BUY TWITTER!!
Like a million country critters,
Who don’t think Elon’s a quitter,
But they see a faltering plan,
Please don’t buy Twitter!
Here’s what happens when a billionaire buys Twitter,
Like the clammer of a hammer,
Is the buying and it’s clamor,
Was a news extravaganza,
Don’t buy Twitter!
Lawsuit pending, lawsuit pending,
When he bought Twitter, Elon Musk became trending,
Tried to change the company’s ladder,
Elon says it doesn’t matter,
He thinks Twitter is now badder,
Don’t buy Twitter!
Made a deal one afternoon,
Then he didn’t want to SEE it through!
Twitter went on the attack,
“In a funny named court, we’ll fight back!”
Don’t buy Twitter, don’t buy Twitter,
They’ve gone to the Chancery Court of Delaware,
You all thought it was a step up,
Thought the deal could never let up,
It’s a news media set up,
DON’T BUY TWITTER!!
Like a million country critters,
Who don’t think Elon’s a quitter,
But they see a faltering plan,
Please don’t buy Twitter!
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