Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Got The Fitters"

Original Song Title:

"Got The Jitters"

Original Performer:

Ben Pollack

Parody Song Title:

"Got The Fitters"

Parody Written by:

Nappy Lamare

The Lyrics

Got the fitters, got the fitters;
My bathtub was decaying, I called Bath Fitter,
Like the ads they show on TV,
It was quick, simple & easy,
The procedure; you’d sit and see,
Got the fitters!

A new lining, a new lining,
My bathtub looked like an old pan, now it’s shining.
Went over the bugs and roaches,
Trapped them in and they enclosed it,
Was it worth it, I suppose it,
Got the fitters!

Saw their ad one afternoon,
Bath Fitter helped me the next day through!
Ants and spiders won’t attack,
Bath Fitter’s lining sealed them in cracks,

Got the fitters, got the fitters;
No more critters, they’re not quitters, got the fitters.
Now my folks can use the bathtub,
At the moment that they get up,
Bath Fitter will never let up;
GOT THE FITTERS!!

Like a million bugs and roaches
Who are trapped, ‘cause they enclosed it,
There won’t be ants in the tub;
So, use Bath Fitter!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

???????? - October 26, 2022 - Report this comment
It’s not even funny...
Ishmael Small - October 26, 2022 - Report this comment
Au Contraire, Mr question mark guy, this could be among the top 20 funniest Ben Pollack parodies ever submitted to Amiright. Or it could be the sh*!!*st. How would anyone even know. Nobody here has ever heard of Ben Pollack

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/benpollack20.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 327