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Song Parodies -> "Spammed By Me"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Me"

Original Performer:

Ben E. King

Parody Song Title:

"Spammed By Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

(Spam in the place where you live... Ham and pork)
You checked your Inbox
But it’s full of crap
With cheap porn, and some penis pills for free
You heard your cell phone ring
With a text more Spam clings
Going nuts, when you’re spammed
Spammed by me!

Alarming, harming
Spammed by me
Oh, spammed with things
Like ads for Frisbees
And Iced tea

If the site that your surfing on
Is riddled with junk
For pond fountains and for Cher CDs
You might scream at your screen
When more pop-ups appear
It’s a gift, Here’s some Spam
Spam from me!

You’re yelling, smelling
Spammed by me
On your PC
Got spammed now
“Trip to Ski”
“Remove Fleas”

(Spammed with an instrumental part in a 2 minute song)

Annoying, toying
Spammed by me
More Spam you’ll see
For snow plows, or car keys, or palm trees
Get Spyware and it’s doubled, yeah the Spam’s crazy
More Spam for thee
Read Spam now
Some Spam
Spammed by me

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 10

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Jeff Reuben - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Second song of the day referring to penises in the first verse. Those pills don't work at all by the way...or so I've heard. I liked this a lot!
Agrimorfee - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, Jeff...I heard about that from a friend...Funny, Matthias! (but what was the victim "smelling"?)
Matthias - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Nothing in the literal sense, smelling was a reference to the phrase "This stinks" meaning something is bad.
Peter Andersson - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Been there, seen that, getting more of it tomorrow I'm sure...
Ann Hammond - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he
alvin - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment read
Meriadoc - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Do you like green eggs and spam?
Below Average Dave - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Apparently somebody thought you really were behind the spam. Funny, seemed a tad rushed at parts--but funny.
Jack Wilson - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved it as usual!

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