-> "Ode to Environmentalism"
Original Song Title:
"Ode to Joy (From Ninth Symphony)"
Original Performer:
Beethoven/Schiller
Parody Song Title:
"Ode to Environmentalism"
Parody Written by:
Alan J. Smithee
The Lyrics
Burn the forest, burn it quickly. Every branch of every tree
Every inch must be left bare, leave no green in front of thee
Scorch the earth like mighty hellfire, give all wood to the pyre
Turn the forest into ash, make the smoke clouds ever higher
Eat the animals, eat them joyfully. Every animal for the roast
From baby rabbits to the foxes. Raise your glasses in a toast
Leave no meat for leftovers, eat every last savory crumb
Make a feast of woodland creatures, bring tears to a green thumb
Build houses, condos, duplexes fill the streams with gray cement
Shining towers of glass all over, making Green Peace's lament
Banks, strip malls, fast food franchises, office buildings to the skies
Automobiles fill the freeways, answering all of industry's cries
Rape the mountains for fossil fuels, raining coal across the land
F**k the trees, the bees, and bears, crush them with oil's hand
PETA, ALF, and Sierra, will go insane from the confusion
Burn it all with drums of napalm, put an end to their delusion
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