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Song Parodies -> "68 Oz of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi on the Shelf"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"
Original Performer:
Beer Songs
Parody Song Title:
"68 Oz of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi on the Shelf"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Inspired by Jon's thirst!
Jonathan sings:
One.
68 oz of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi on the shelf,
2 liter bottles do call
Take one down, it's homeward bound
I think I'll take another one off of the shelf
Two.
68 oz of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi on the shelf,
2 liter bottles do call
Take one down, it's homeward bound
I think I'll take another one off of the shelf
Three.
Repeat until entire shelf is emptied...
Burp!!!
One.
68 oz of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi on the shelf,
2 liter bottles do call
Take one down, it's homeward bound
I think I'll take another one off of the shelf
Two.
68 oz of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi on the shelf,
2 liter bottles do call
Take one down, it's homeward bound
I think I'll take another one off of the shelf
Three.
Repeat until entire shelf is emptied...
Burp!!!
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Note: Yes, I know the title has 5 more syllables making it a B to sing, but one still can- fast. I did it to accommodate Jon's beverage of choice and reversed the order down to up. Small OS, big changes.
say thanks for the reminder Rob! gotta go down to Walmart and pick up a couple of two-liters! :) 455
Haven't had any for a long time, but bought a 2 liter a few days ago. Not bad! But I also like to try new exotics. Cost Plus Imports sells botanical sodas made by Fentimans. I tried their Rose Lemonade and Curiosity Cola. Very interesting. The Rose stuff didn't taste like lemonade at all but was sparkling and refreshing. Made with rose petals, ginger, other stuff. The Curiosity drink was really crisp, well -defined Cola taste.
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