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Song Parodies -> "Sublimity Prostitution"
Original Song Title:
"Substitutiary Locomotion"
Original Performer:
Bedknobs & Broomsticks
Parody Song Title:
"Sublimity Prostitution"
Parody Written by:
Cait Sith
The Lyrics
Whilst browsing these forums, I've noticed something about the Disney parodies - there's tons of Mary Poppins, Beauty & The Beast and Aladdin, with some Song of the South ones. So I thought I'd try something new...
Fiona, and Berni, Brianna, Wendoline
Prostitutes are very over-common
It's their power, by far, it's why you can't control 'em
Despite years, of fear, they're wonderful when pleased
Complete sublimity prostitution, just for me
Fiona, and Berni, Brianna, Wendoline
Fiona, and Berni, Brianna, Wendoline
I don't want no subordinated constitution
Just a busty blonde in bed's my resolution
Don't care what the price, together we must be
Complete sublimity prostitution, I must see
Fiona, and Berni, and Brianna, Wendoline
Must be used to bearing prostitution
Lovely butts to choose when daring prostitution
She's the prostitute the other girls envy
She'll get pleasure and enjoyment, with a little help from me
There's Fiona, and Berni, and Brianna, Wendoline
Prostitutes are very over-common
It's their power, by far, it's why you can't control 'em
Despite years, of fear, they're wonderful when pleased
Complete sublimity prostitution, just for me
Fiona, and Berni, Brianna, Wendoline
Fiona, and Berni, Brianna, Wendoline
I don't want no subordinated constitution
Just a busty blonde in bed's my resolution
Don't care what the price, together we must be
Complete sublimity prostitution, I must see
Fiona, and Berni, and Brianna, Wendoline
Must be used to bearing prostitution
Lovely butts to choose when daring prostitution
She's the prostitute the other girls envy
She'll get pleasure and enjoyment, with a little help from me
There's Fiona, and Berni, and Brianna, Wendoline
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