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Song Parodies -> "Futurama Only Knows"

Original Song Title:

"Lord Only Knows"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Futurama Only Knows"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

It's only 10 years now since Futurama got the axe
it is now back, with new episodes
but ever since they're cancelled it
so it's breaking in my new standards
or do i sound like a woman
but all the Pick TV shit we're see
is all the Sexcetera

but Futrama only knows its
way too late, late, late, late
cos there is no Sky 3 anymore
there ain't even UKTV Gold anymore
there is nothing ever left to kill
throw your TV guides down the shitter

we're wish we were dead, y'll see
but we're wishing that we are there
before you get Ready Steady Cook on
but without Ainsley Harriott
May i shut him down the toilet
and i ring up Piers Morgan and get to fuck him up

But Futurama only knows
it's fucking lame, lame, lame, lame
the centres of TV doesn't really understand
they're have yourself to go
like Rosemary and Thyne
throwing your top 20 charts down the toilet

We wish we were dead, y'll see
and died of fucking death
before you get to see all my birthdays
on fucking TMI or Pimp My Ride
It just feels like i'm Googling myself
but no, not anymore of that shite, y'all see

that Futurama only knows that it's not 2003
the TV we had was fucking great back then, back then
cos if we're watched Blue Peter now
or even Tracey Beaker
throw my nice Sky television up the ass

Oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord
Oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord
Oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord
Oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord
Oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord
Oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord, oh my lord

Going down to watch Cheers
with some CSI and joints


Going down to watch QI
and smoke a marijuana spliff


Going down to watch Friends
and get myself some Mexican chicks

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