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Song Parodies -> "Beauty & Her Feast"
Original Song Title:
"Beauty & The Beast"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beauty & The Beast
Parody Song Title:
"Beauty & Her Feast"
Parody Written by:
Cait Sith
The Lyrics
Stale bread, hard and dry
Soup, chicken and pea
Jelly, when it sets
Cake, which someone gets
Unexpectedly
Wine's a little aged
Need's a bit of yeast
Steak has been cooked rare
She sat down on her chair
Beauty and her feast
Every sauce the same
Cakes begin to rise
Always ask for more
Eating ham that's raw
'Til the sun will rise
Bacon streaks and rind
Tuna's never wrong
Stew's a better play
Eating fromage frais
Oven's switching on
Certain as a bun
Filled with a grilled meat
Gives a little smile
Makes it all worthwhile
Beauty and her feast
Now to end this rhyme
See you all next time
Beauty ate her feast
Soup, chicken and pea
Jelly, when it sets
Cake, which someone gets
Unexpectedly
Wine's a little aged
Need's a bit of yeast
Steak has been cooked rare
She sat down on her chair
Beauty and her feast
Every sauce the same
Cakes begin to rise
Always ask for more
Eating ham that's raw
'Til the sun will rise
Bacon streaks and rind
Tuna's never wrong
Stew's a better play
Eating fromage frais
Oven's switching on
Certain as a bun
Filled with a grilled meat
Gives a little smile
Makes it all worthwhile
Beauty and her feast
Now to end this rhyme
See you all next time
Beauty ate her feast
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