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Song Parodies -> "Choose A Job"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Parody Song Title:

"Choose A Job"

Parody Written by:

Barry B. Benson

The Lyrics

( Buzzwell:] Ladies and gentlebees.
Welcome to Honex Industries.
Graduating class of 915.
And now we invite you to sit down.
Let us help decide your place as we help you to choose -
your future! )

Choose a job
Choose a job
Find one that suits you best.
There's so many to choose from.
Put your skills to the test.
Pollen jock, flight technician.
Stunt bee, restroom attendant.
So many jobs to choose from.
Take your time, choose carefully.
Love to work hard? Try the Krelman.
Those brave pollen jocks can fly.
They fly really high up in the sky.
After all, bees, this is Honex.
Be sure to choose a job that suits you best.
Go on, choose from our job selection.
Take your time, make your decision.
Choose a job
Find a job.
Choose a job

All sorts of jobs
For every bee
You won't be disapointed.
No matter which one you choose.
I am sure it will be the right one.
You're not sure
Which one you want.
But do not worry we will help you.
I'm sure you'll find one you like.
Take your time, choose wisely.
You could scoop up crud.
Be a stripe survisor.
You could even be a pollen jock.
[Jocks:] Honey is important to us Bees.

[All:] We get behind a fellow
It's Black and yellow, hello.
So choose a job.

[Buzzwell:] If you're skilled.
It's the Krelmen we suggest.
[All:] Choose a job


[Buzzwell:] Bees as a species are hard workers.
We work all day and night, and all year long.
We've spent 27,000 days without a vacation.
It's a tough job, but we always get it done.

27,00 years we've been working.
The same job every single day.
We never take days-off or vacations.
We've had this job for a long time.
Once you choose your perfect job
You'll have it for the rest of your life.

[Bee Guide:] Choose a job.
Choose a job.
There's so many to choose from.
Find one that suits you best.
No matter which you choose.
I'm sure that you'll like it.
Once you find a job you really like.
It's yours for the rest of your life.
While those pollen jocks keep buzzing.
The bees at the Krelman are working.
Wings ready.
Antennae straight.
Make sure you look nice.
Found a job you like? Go for it.
Keep it real in the hive and survive.
What job do you choose?
Have you decided yet, what's your job?
[Chorus:] Choose your job.
[Bee Guide:] Choose your job.
[Chorus:] Choose your job.


Choose a job
Choose a job
Put your skills to the test.
We at Honex honour your decicison.
And wish you the best.
Try your best.
Make us proud.
You have to think bee.
We never get mellow.
We get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow, hello.

So many jobs.
Take your time.
'Til you decide "I want that one"
Then we'll check if it's open.
If it is, then the job's yours.
But for now, take your time.
Choose a job
Choose a job
Choose a job
Please, choose a job.

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