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Song Parodies -> "Gotta Bake That Pie"

Original Song Title:

"A Little Time"

Original Performer:

Beautiful South

Parody Song Title:

"Gotta Bake That Pie"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

Gotta bake that pie
To eat it all up.
I need a little Milk
To souk it up.
I need a little cream
To go with the custard
I need a little...
Funny how quick fat people eat puddings
Isn't it, isn't it
You've got pie on your face its been there all day
Hasn't it, hasn't it
cooking, cooking turn to crust
Wedding cake just turn to mush
Cakes with icecreem
I need a little jelly
To fill myself
I need a little sugar
To cover the strawberries
I need a chocolate
im my tum
I need a little...
You need a little room for your fat arse
Don't you, don't you
You need a little space for your hugh stomuch
Won't you, won't you
Hips got wide - fear the worst
Sour taste so sharp - the belt button burst
Just into unjust
I've had a little fat
To find the custard
Now l've had a pie
To to eat with custard
I've had a little time
And I still love food
I've had a little...
You had a little jelly
And you had a chewing gum
Didn't you, didn't you
While you had yours
You eat mine too
Didnt you, didnt you
Jelly with lots of hot custard
Is yours for pud
I hope you're fat
Sad eating all that food
I had a little cream
and i poured it over
Had a little room
for extra pudding
I found a little course
Inbetween meals
I've had a little jelly
I've had a little cream
I've had a little pie
I've had a little Custard

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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