Help ! we need somebody !
Help ! if you play guitar !
Help ! really anyone !
Help !

Well our guitarist is sick today nobody's wanna replace him
he shouldn't approach a guitar less than two meters or three
We'll try to play something, but on a well-known air
I feel this song he is gonna end up our carreer.

Listen if you can he's playing bad
and you do appreciate him throwed out
Help us getting him out of the stage
Will you please forgive him ?

He makes mistakes in, oh, so many ways
His low talent must have vanish in the air
But it'll be nothing compared to the trial that
Yoko and surviving beatles, oh, hope they won't hear that

Listen if you can he's playing bad
But we'd really enjoy entering the charts
Even with this song and with this guy
Will you buy our CDs ?

He'd say was sick today, but nobody did replace him
his guitar should've been keep more than ten meters away
After what you hear, i wonder you're still there
Are deaf people coming to our concert ?

Stay if you can't hear it's allright then
we won't play anymore, it was the end
Keep no trace of this, and we'll stay friend
Should we now stop that band ?

Sorry
Sorry