THE BRITNEY SPEARS WEDDINGS SONG
( Parody of "California Girls" by the Beach Boys)
Well Britney Spears got hitched
Two times, the first was in Jan
-uary, and his name was Jason Al-
exander, and not the guy that's from Seinfeld

Well that one lasted two days and she remarried in June
His name is Kevin Federline, it rhymes
With "fed her lines" without the S

IM glad that she was not George Costanza's girl
( Though he had the same name was the actor )
She is way too young to be Costanza's girl
( She's just way too young for George Costanza )


THE JANET JACKSON BOOB INCIDENT
(parody of "Afternoon Delight" by Starland Vocal Band)
Gonna watch the Superbowl on CBS
Gonna see what we will have in sight
The biggest football game of the year
With new commercials seen
For the first time
Then, in the halftime part of
The game, Janet Jackson
Got the FCC up in flames
People at home maybe losing appetites
And FCC and CBS theyre not excited
Ah, what a surprise
JANET'S BOOB IN SIGHT!


WILLIAM HUNG
( parody of "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin)
Hung, Willy
Ain't he insane?
He sings no good
And he insane
Tried out on
American Idol
And he flopped
Yeah, baby
He moved his
Arms round and round
His singing voice it has no good sound
I cant believe he even has an album out
No way, man
HE SUCKS!
HE SUCKS!
Oh baby he cant sing at all
Makes me crazy
Rather than listen to him Id bleed
Like every judge in history