If every country on our globe
Had their pockets filled with dough
All the countries in the world
would be bombin' USA
You'd see 'em up on the TV
Partyin' and dancin', too,
They'd be burnin' American flags
And bombin' USA

You'd catch 'em up in Russia
Mockin' the laws of the states
And down in Australia
Settin' up an army of Koalas
Oh, way up in China
With their rockets, too,
Everybody's gone bombin',
Bombin' USA

They'd all be plannin' when to fire
At the same damn time
And when they finally do fire
We'd be dead at noon
And when we were finally all bombed
They'd send in their militia
And destroy every survivor,
Bombin' USA

And they'd have about a million
Readied troops to survive
And whoever did try to protest
Were burried alive
And when we finaly all died
They'd hoist up a flag
Sayin' "Everybody's gone bombin',
Bombin' USA"

So, you see, in a way
Poverty ain't all that bad
Cuz if we keep the countries poor,
We won't all die
So all you emos
Who wanna commit suicide
Give the countries a lot of money
And say "Go bomb USA"