The fruit-a will make-a fruity little shake-a
Using apples, and carrots, posibly aspargus
Will sip it, and drink it
We will even think it
Where the eskomos are

Off with beach fees
If we want to swim
I t should all be free
I won't make you scream
this is just my dream
I am an eskomo

I wish I could take ya
On a trip to jamacia
But I gotta, Go home now
Gotta get there some how
I'm freezing my butt off
Wishing for something hot
Where the eskomos are
Up in cold Alaska
There's no heat in our car
I am an eskomo

Warm, I'm told, But now I am really cold

Every body knows
That right now I am really cold
I can close my eyes
And wish for a hot bag o fries
Afternoon delightt
Of hot cocoa
But there was a fight
Over who got the drink
There was only one cup
Down where the eskomos are

I wish I could take ya
On a trip to jamacia
But I gotta, Go home now
Gotta get there some how
I'm freezing my butt off
Wishing for something hot
Where the eskomos are
Up in cold Alaska
There's no heat in our car
I am an eskomo

Big mistake, moving to a lake

This is getting old
At least that is what I'm told
Better get used to it
Instead of Having a fit
Where the eskomos are

I wish I could take ya
On a trip to jamacia
But I gotta, Go home now
Gotta get there some how
I'm freezing my butt off
Wishing for something hot
Where the eskomos are
Up in cold Alaska
There's no heat in our car
I am an eskomo