-> "The TV"
Original Song Title:
"The Movies"
Original Performer:
BC Camplight
Parody Song Title:
"The TV"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Scene one
We see cursing going to be censored
He's sat at the standards and practices
Editing a TV show to satisfy networks
He's staring into the censorship
In which he and she beeped in front of the swearing times
Action
I recall what's happening here
You saw censorship on TV all around
You said, "Hey looks it's the F.C.C. antics"
I said it's pronounced FCCs
Shows are tricky, and he's got better things to do
Than saving me and you
Saving me and you
This is the FCC throwing out the words
Into the premiums
This is the land going out of my mind
Again I'm stranded
But it feels just like a movie
Scene two
We need networks to pixel out all of the offending scenes for it
The FCC is attacking and defending to make television safe
Until he stops
Action
Where's my [beep]ing cake?
I'll censor all of the words you say
Also via the Seven Dirty Words
You can find me at the radio
Talking to God but no one's there
Help me brother
I'm back where it's watching, I'm back where it's watching now
This is the show throwing out of the world
Into the strangeness
This is the show going out to streaming
Again I'm stranded
But it feels just like the TV
I'm sorry you're watched and that I'm the one that watched you (I'm the one that watched you)
Couldn't have done this three weeks before executives edited out to make it safer?
I was trying to stay, I was trying to stay!
You were planning to watch (planning to watch)
I didn't plan anything
I'm exhausted, I tried so hard (so hard)
It's just not there
Yeah yeah (yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
It's not-
The same, I know
Some of us stay the same
Exactly, that's the problem
Maybe I like me, maybe I don't need to watch
Well I didn't like me
And now when I look at you, I can't say it and mean it
Say what?
I love you
This is the show throwing out of the times
Into the programs
This is the wrath throwing out of my life
Again I'm stranded
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