Hey all you gamers, let's have some fun
You're gonna play for time, but when the buzzer's off, you're done
It's the STARCADE! show, It's the STARCADE! show
Don't care if you young or old, get your friends together for the STARCADE! show

We 1st ask questions, then play games next
If you wanna go to play, you gotta answer 1 correct
It's the STARCADE! show, It's the STARCADE! show
Don't care if you young or old, get your friends together for the STARCADE! show

Hey, Mr. Cable man, hook up the cable now,
When my show is on, tell 'em that the party's on
It's the STARCADE! show, It's the STARCADE! show
Don't care if you young or old, get your friends together for the STARCADE! show

Hey, tell everybody
Geoff Edwards is in town
He's got 5 games to play, mark 4 down
The fans keep cheerin' in and out their seats
Every game changes every day, 5 days a week
It's the STARCADE! show, It's the STARCADE! show,
Don't care if you young or old, get your friends together for the STARCADE! show

NO matter wheter, in any weather,
G4's the place to watch reruns together
It's the STARCADE! show, It's the STARCADE! show
You got the remote control, turn it on and let's watch the STARCADE! show