Her name was Janet, she was a virgin
With lots of water in her hair and her slip ripped up to there
So Frank-N-Furter, put on his fisnets
He tried to make the perfect man
With blue eyes, blonde hair and tan.
Riff-Raff worked more and more, worked at the castle's door
He had his sister, Magenta and a duster
Who could ask for more?

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At the Frank-N Frankenstein Castle
Have some Eddie and maybe a hastle
At the Frank-N Frankenstien Castle
Time Warp and passion is always the fasion
At the Frank-N...they fell in lust.

His name was Rocky
He wore gold panties
He was ready for some lust when he saw Janet's skirt and bust
So when Frank was finished, Janet called Rocky
But Rocky went a bit too far,
And Frank he shot in like a star
The transducer went on and all the guests were gone
There were lights and lots of laser shots
But who really won?

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His name was Richard, Richard O'Brien
It started two decades ago, that late night picture show
And they still time warp but not for Frankie
Hes just captured on the screen
As a mean, lean, bad drag queen.
He sits there on the throne as fans wish they owned
Tim Curry's prescence and all his high heels
Now they still all moan!

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