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Song Parodies -> "Mark Had A Hissy"
Original Song Title:
"Waltzing Matilda"
Original Performer:
Banjo Patterson
Parody Song Title:
"Mark Had A Hissy"
Parody Written by:
Katsterella
The Lyrics
Kay. This was for a grade 8 assignment. My mother helped and she has one about a political fight around 7 months before this.(This is an australian song, for international visitors)This is about Mark Latham and his whole Political-hatred-of-everyone mural he painted with his stupid book. My Japanese teacher told me I was stupid but I reckon I'll get over it.
Once a fallen Labour leader
Had a major hissy fit
Under the shade of a publishers deal
And he hissed and he spat at all his former labour friends
Who in their right mind will buy his book?
Mark had a hissy
Mark had a hissy
Mark had a major hissy spit
And he hissed and he spat at all his former labour friends
After he'd left the top dog's job
Along came the media
Like a flock of starving crows
Swooping and pecking his story to bits
In the midst of circus
Not a single soul was safe
Who in their right mind will buy his book?
Mark had a hissy
Mark had a hissy
Mark had a major hissy spit
And he hissed and he spat at all his former labour friends
After he'd left the top dog's job
And Latham he up and jumped
Into his dark corner
living his life in misery
but the ghost can be heard
Of this poor mans credibility
Who in their right mind will buy his book?
Had a major hissy fit
Under the shade of a publishers deal
And he hissed and he spat at all his former labour friends
Who in their right mind will buy his book?
Mark had a hissy
Mark had a hissy
Mark had a major hissy spit
And he hissed and he spat at all his former labour friends
After he'd left the top dog's job
Along came the media
Like a flock of starving crows
Swooping and pecking his story to bits
In the midst of circus
Not a single soul was safe
Who in their right mind will buy his book?
Mark had a hissy
Mark had a hissy
Mark had a major hissy spit
And he hissed and he spat at all his former labour friends
After he'd left the top dog's job
And Latham he up and jumped
Into his dark corner
living his life in misery
but the ghost can be heard
Of this poor mans credibility
Who in their right mind will buy his book?
=D If you manage to get to this point I'm proud of you.
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Good play on words and rhyming.
Though I'm a 3-3 time girl (waltzin' and all), I'll be votin' ya' fives on this fine effort... just wait till you hit high school and we'll see what paradocal greatness you achieve!
Hey Kat LOL! Loved it, good to see you put it on here, 5-5-5
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