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Song Parodies -> "Kate Lays"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Band-Aids Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Kate Lays"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Duchess of Cambridge (aka Kate Middleton) is in hospital with severe morning sickness. She's pregnant and must rest when she goes home...
Hyperemesis gravidarum
Kate’s sick as she can be

Hyperemesis gravidarum
First Trimester’s not easy

Morning sickness is what she’s got
Due to her pregnancy

Kate’s stuck in hospital-sad
but Brits care for her baby

[Could save the Monarchy!]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 4   0
 5   9

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AFW - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Timely and probably have a parody to this com'l jingle
Rob Arndt - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW, thanks... the first line was hard b/c the syllabic count was 7 and the severe morning sickness is 9. I wanted to shorten it to Hyper-gravidarum but that would only be 6, so I just went with the long term as gravidarum rhymes close to Band-Aid brand...

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