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Song Parodies -> "Archer Boi"

Original Song Title:

"Skater Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Archer Boi"

Parody Written by:

ElfChick

The Lyrics

lol this....this is a LOTR parody i came up with one day for no apparent reason what so ever and it's really funny and kinda stupid and pretty corny...i hope u like!!!!!
He was a boy and she was a girl.
Can I make it any more obvious?
He shot his arrows she stayed at home.
What more can I say?
He wanted her,
And everyone could tell that she wanted him as well.
But all of this love didn't work out so well,
She didn't want him to go to Rivendel.

He was an archer boy
She said see you later boy
This prince wasn't good enough for her.
She didn't like his escapade, but her head was up in space
She needed to come back to Middle Earth.

One year from now
She is at home
Packing her things up she's all alone
She goes to the shore
And guess who she sees
Archer boy begging a girl 'Oh come please'
She stares for a moment but then hits the road
For into the West is where she must go
She walks slowly by but he doesn't see he's too busy begging 'Oh please come with me!'

He was an archer boy
She said see you later boy
This prince wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a hero true
With some other girl but you
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was an archer boy
She said see you later boy
This prince wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a hero true
With some other girl but you
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out.
Well tough luck Legolas is mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends.
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the hero that Elf could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the heart that is inside

He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
But we are in love
And though we must part
We are still kindled hearts.

I'm with the archer boy
I said I don't know boy
Should I stay or should I go?
Well which ever way I go I'll find you again I know.
And if I don't you'll still be in my heart

I'm with the archer boy
I said I don't know boy
Should I stay or should I go?
Well which ever way I go I'll find you again I know.
And if I don't you'll still be in my heart.


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Arwen - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
As the resident "elfchick" in these parts...I have to say that while I LOVE your subject matter...I have some pacing issues...and therefore have not decided how to vote...
Aaron Dodson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Too similar to the original for me.
MewSword - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you serious? Psha, everyone knows Legolas married my bestest friend, Ali. Or Courtney... which leads me to a funny story. We were all talking about who would be a better Legolas wife, and I'm like "How about Courtney? She has the eyes?" and just then Ana had put something infront of Courtneys eyes, but they were a few tables away and couldn't hear what we were talking about! Creepy ironic/Ali's convienent, eh? Nice song. Good votes all da way!
Mavis vin Dieselstalker - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sorry...I fell asleep waiting for the funny story.

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