-> "Lightsaber"
Original Song Title:
"Deal With It"
Parody Song Title:
"Lightsaber"
The Lyrics
I don't need a man, I need a Wookie
Allergic to shoot every time you touch me
Emotional maturity for the Jedi
I don't have the time to pretend you're good
I'm back and I'm better
I put the teddy bear you gave me in a blender
I shoot a dick on all your sweatshirts
I love you so much right now
Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you
Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you
I don't need a man, I need a weapon
I need a Jedi just to cleanse my own order
Big bad bitch, I'm the shootiest
We both know it wasn't love, it was just a big shoot habit
Shooting you along like a weapon
I can see the desperation, got you right where I want ya
Beg for it, plead, you can suck it
I hate you so much right now
Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you
Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Find me in a star town with a big tower
With a man on my arm, I don't care what his name is
I've really shooting up now
I got jets on my back
Everything I do, outrageous
You text me that you miss me
I say who the fuck is this, I deleted your number (oops)
Oh gee, that's a bummer
I hate you so much right now
Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you
Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 2 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 2 | |
| 2 | |
| 2 | |
|