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Song Parodies -> "Lightsaber"

Original Song Title:

"Deal With It"

Original Performer:

Ashnikko

Parody Song Title:

"Lightsaber"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about the Lightsaber weapon from the Star Wars movies.
I don't need a man, I need a Wookie
Allergic to shoot every time you touch me
Emotional maturity for the Jedi
I don't have the time to pretend you're good
I'm back and I'm better
I put the teddy bear you gave me in a blender
I shoot a dick on all your sweatshirts

I love you so much right now

Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you
Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you

I don't need a man, I need a weapon
I need a Jedi just to cleanse my own order
Big bad bitch, I'm the shootiest
We both know it wasn't love, it was just a big shoot habit
Shooting you along like a weapon
I can see the desperation, got you right where I want ya
Beg for it, plead, you can suck it

I hate you so much right now

Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you
Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you

Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now

Find me in a star town with a big tower
With a man on my arm, I don't care what his name is
I've really shooting up now
I got jets on my back
Everything I do, outrageous
You text me that you miss me
I say who the fuck is this, I deleted your number (oops)
Oh gee, that's a bummer

I hate you so much right now

Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you
Lightsaber, boy you got to
I don't want you, do what you want
But shoot Lightsaber, 'cause I'm so over you

Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
Aah, ooh-ooh
I hate you so much right now
May the Force be with You!

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