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Song Parodies -> "Rotting Roadkill"

Original Song Title:

"Armour Hot Dogs"

Original Performer:

Armour Hot Dogs Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Rotting Roadkill"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Roadkill, rotting roadkill
What kinds of beasts eat rotting roadkill?
Buzzards, coyotes, feral cats and dogs
Foxes, rats and mice, even Redneck asphalt hogs
love roadkill, rotting roadkill
On carcasses they dine!

On open roads, all night and day
Crossing too slow, beasts are slain
Becoming roadkill, rotting roadkill
The food -- soon -- turned -- maggot pie!
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Jonathan - March 18, 2013 - Report this comment
wow! good one! 5's
Alpha Skua - March 25, 2022 - Report this comment
Ravens,Crows,Magpie to,Eagles,And flies to

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