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Song Parodies -> "Hugo Chavez"
Original Song Title:
"Armour Hot Dogs"
Original Performer:
Armour Hot Dogs Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Hugo Chavez"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I'm glad the Castro and Ahmadinejad-lover is dead.
Chavez, Hugo Chavez
Safer world without Hugo Chavez
Sukhois, Tupolevs, foreign missile stocks
Nuke bids, chemicals, repeat of "Cuban crisis" shock(?)
f*ck Chavez, Hugo Chavez
Timing of death just right!
Dictator was bad news, he was crazed
“Death to America!,” he would say
F*ck Chavez, Hugo Chavez
Pelvic Cancer -- took-- his-- liiiife!!!
Safer world without Hugo Chavez
Sukhois, Tupolevs, foreign missile stocks
Nuke bids, chemicals, repeat of "Cuban crisis" shock(?)
f*ck Chavez, Hugo Chavez
Timing of death just right!
Dictator was bad news, he was crazed
“Death to America!,” he would say
F*ck Chavez, Hugo Chavez
Pelvic Cancer -- took-- his-- liiiife!!!
The weapons listed above were the types he was trying to get for Venezuela including the latest Su-27s, Tu-160 strategic bombers, IR and ICBMs to hit neighbors and the US, nukes from Iran when they start production, chemical weapons from Syria, etc... which could have caused a repeat of the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962
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Rob - As Citgo, Congressman Jose Serrano (D-NY), and HuffPost loudly mourn Chavez, I feel that you and I are the ones who gave him his just rewards today. ;D
*wheeze* *cough, cough* I got here as fast as I could, good job. A great song about a grandstanding hotdog who was full of B O L O G N A.
Who go? Hugo go.
Thanks guys. Btw, slow on ratings myself due to obsolete PC starting to go :(
and now america chants "Death To Chavez!" 5's
Hey, Democrats: guess which system can bring you the very same results Cuba's rotten system brought Hugo Chavez? 0bamacare.
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