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Song Parodies -> "Smells like Mothballs"
Original Song Title:
"Armour Hotdogs"
Original Performer:
Armour Hotdog Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Smells like Mothballs"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Trip to Grandma's house...
Mothballs! Smells like mothballs!
Grandma's old house smells just like mothballs!
Dusty things, old clothing, in the closet- that old box!
Old shoes, newspapers too
And all the things that are under locks!
Smell like mothballs! Stinky mothballs!
As old as her grandfather clock!!!
Mothballs! Smells like mothballs!
Grandma's bedroom smells just like mothballs!
Linen things, pillows-sheets, with cat stink right on top!
Rugs too, knitting tools
All the old fabric dolls she never used
Smell like mothballs! Stinky mothballs!
Yet she never seems as shocked... as me!
This dump needs cleaned!
Don't get me started on the bathroom!
Grandma's old house smells just like mothballs!
Dusty things, old clothing, in the closet- that old box!
Old shoes, newspapers too
And all the things that are under locks!
Smell like mothballs! Stinky mothballs!
As old as her grandfather clock!!!
Mothballs! Smells like mothballs!
Grandma's bedroom smells just like mothballs!
Linen things, pillows-sheets, with cat stink right on top!
Rugs too, knitting tools
All the old fabric dolls she never used
Smell like mothballs! Stinky mothballs!
Yet she never seems as shocked... as me!
This dump needs cleaned!
Don't get me started on the bathroom!
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a little joke my mother likes to tell from time to time:
Person A: have you ever smelled mothballs?
Person B: yes
Person A: really? how do you get their little legs open?
hoo hoo and now you know why I'm somewhat of a nut! 5's
Person A: have you ever smelled mothballs?
Person B: yes
Person A: really? how do you get their little legs open?
hoo hoo and now you know why I'm somewhat of a nut! 5's
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