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Song Parodies -> "Russian Wolf Dogs"

Original Song Title:

"Armour Hot Dogs"

Original Performer:

Armour Hot Dog Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Russian Wolf Dogs"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Little-known by the West are a group of specialized assault troops that surpass SPETSNAZ. These are Putin's Wolf Dogs or their version of future warrior concept. They are fitted with Russia's best gear which includes: 9th Gen night vision, layered and flex armor, a black night pattern camoulflage, GSh-18 pistol and An-94 assault rifle, custom broad knives, computer aids and com gear, explosives. They are held in reserve to fight in a war against the West seeking high value hard targets. Mil Superhinds are claimed to be used with these troops, although I've only ever saw one of those.
Wolf dogs, Russian Wolf Dogs
What kinds of troops join Russian Wolf Dogs?
Crack troops, naval troops, Spetsnaz time forgot
Para troops, sniper troops, taking orders like robots
are Wolf Dogs, Russian Wolf Dogs
The dogs that love to fight!

Have 9th Gen gogs,
Their (GSh) 18s spray
Dark camouflage,
for night time raids

Putin's Wolf Dogs, Russian Wolf Dogs
The dogs -- that -- love -- to -- fiiiiight!

Inserted by Superhinds
Nikonovs displayed
Hard targets they can find,
SPEC-OPS for a rainy day

Putin's Wolf Dogs, Russian Wolf Dogs
The dogs -- that -- love -- to -- fiiiiight!

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Patrick - November 10, 2014 - Report this comment
There once was a TV show which pitted elite fighters from different cultures against each other: Shaka Zulu vs. William Wallace, the Al Capone Mob vs the Yakuza, Waffen-SS vs Viet Minh, etc. I think they even did Army Rangers vs Israeli Commandos, two groups that actually do train together. The Russians and Chinese are not adverse to using their militaries to make money from foreign tourists who will pay good capitalist bucks to fly in a MiG jet or shoot a tank cannon. Maybe the Wolf Dogs could start their own reality TV show. I bet there are some macho dudes who would cough up some bucks to go on an exercise with them.
Jonathan - November 10, 2014 - Report this comment
'Sup Dog? 5's
Rob Arndt - November 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick and Jon. Note that the Wolf Dogs actually use the new AK-12 assault rifle and VKS sniper. Their gear is Ratnik type. Females are called Volchitsa- female wolf. FYI
Teacher - November 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Patrick: You strive to write well, and you almost always succeed. Therefore, I hope you are not AVERSE to a bit of ADVERSE, but well-intended, criticism.
Patrick - November 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Is that you, Tommy?
Teacher - November 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Yes, Patrick, it is I. Please note that "I" is of the nominative case, which is grammatically correct because it is the object of the copulative verb "is," a form of the infinitive "to be." As an aside, the conundrum "it depends on what 'is' is," is answered frankly: it is copulative (but not impeachable).
Patrick - November 13, 2014 - Report this comment
I always thought the copulative verb started with the letter "f". If you are really Tommy you will appreciate the reference, especially when I am the one who referred it.
Teacher - November 13, 2014 - Report this comment
In the matter of punctuation, the convention in the United States is that a comma or period, as the case may be, precedes an end quotation mark. If you continue to flout this rule, I will banish you to Canada where the juxtaposition is reversed. Nevertheless, I do appreciate your reference -- posthumously.
Patrick - November 14, 2014 - Report this comment
Before I could go to Canada, I would have to get a passport. This didn't used to be the case. Just another example of freedom lost. If I recall correctly, Tommy was not a believer. Perhaps mortality has altered your views on the subject. I have been wondering what the rule was on question marks and exclamation marks at the end of a quote. I used to annoy my teachers by spelling such words as "colour", "connexion", "kerb", in the "British" or "Canadian" manner. That, of course, was just the least of the ways I seem to annoy people.

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