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Song Parodies -> "Pie And Mash"

Original Song Title:

"Riot Van"

Original Performer:

Arctic Monkeys

Parody Song Title:

"Pie And Mash"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Here comes my pie and mash
Waiting to be cooked
Waiting for Stephen Fry to sit near me
And Dizzee Rascal to sit next to me
If you see me now, that'll be a gag of mine
Cos you
Always wanted to be
Always wanted to see
The Sky Sports results on the screen
And read them whilst you suffocate to death on your pie
But we gave that 10 years ago if we was you
You stupid fool, you never learn a lesson
Grow up

There goes my pie and mash
It's hot, don't burn your mouth
Write in your pad instead of burning it
It's now warm, so you can eat it like
Novocaine for the soul
Don't let it your change your mind
Right now
I thought you were at Ladbrokes
When the war started
But there was no war at Ladbrokes
When Britpop started in '93

There goes my pie and mash
Suffocated cos I written Gary Glitter
If you can see me now
That little gag of mine
Oh no

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