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Song Parodies -> "Girl in Black"

Original Song Title:

"Apple Jacks"

Original Performer:

Apple Jacks Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Girl in Black"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Emma Peel was derived from "Man Appeal", and for good form-fitting reason!!!
Girl in black,
M is for Emma
P is for Peel packs
Judo chops and swift attacks

At the crime scene real fast
Adds up the facts,
Makes up for what others lack,
Girl in black

Nice bum, nice rack!
Mother's hack

Steed backup? She laughs!
Puts up with all his wise cracks...

Secret Cypher Snatch?
Steed prefers her nether, unleathered, tight gash!

Girl in black

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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