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Song Parodies -> "Tyrants Love Hoes"

Original Song Title:

"Anything Goes!"

Original Performer:

Anything Goes Cast Album

Parody Song Title:

"Tyrants Love Hoes"

Parody Written by:

Forteen and Baeutifuller

The Lyrics

Times have changed
But some things remain as they were
Tyrants more often "him" than "her"
Flanked by toadies who all defer
Still deranged
And essentially weak of mind
And surrounded by dumb and blind
And a scourge to all mankind

In olden days, they say, Caligula's
Appetite was ridiculous
History shows
Cali loved hoes!

A POTUS once was said to fancy the
Sniffing of perfumed panties of
Russian pros
Donnie loves hoes!

Some leaders have paid for it
To get laid a bit
Some have strayed a bit
When they've played a bit
To degrade a bit
Even be flayed a bit
Twisted in God-knows-what pose

It's really not my tea to spill over
Anyone's pecadilloes, for
Heaven knows
Tyrants love hoes!

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Zen Adam B. - October 23, 2023 - Report this comment
Untill he's sued by them. ;-p
Rand - October 23, 2023 - Report this comment
Passably done, but yet another potshot at "Donnie"? Yawn.

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