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Song Parodies -> "Perro de Guerrero"

Original Song Title:

"Girl from Ipanema"

Original Performer:

Antonio Carlos Jobim

Parody Song Title:

"Perro de Guerrero"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

Gaunt and grim and brown and ugly
The perro de Guerrero goes walking
And when he passes, each one he passes
Goes, "Bleahhhh"

His coat is like a threadbare carpet
With sores that fester and smell so badly
That when he passes, each one he passes
Goes, "Bleahhhh"

And when he enters the market
He slinks as he's kicked and disfigured
And with a rope 'round his neck
He is dragged by a street urchin boy
Who thinks he has found a new toy

Gaunt and grim and brown and ugly
The perro de Guerrero goes walking
And when he passes, I sigh
But he doesn't see

And when he enters the market
He slinks as he's kicked and disfigured
And with a rope 'round his neck
He is dragged by a street urchin boy
Who thinks he has found a new toy

Gaunt and grim and brown and ugly
The perro de Guerrero goes walking
And when he passes, I sigh
But he doesn't see

He just doesn't see
He just doesn't see
He just doesn't see
Oh, he doesn't see

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GalFromNorCAL - November 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I think I've seen this little sorry doggie . . . different subject for a song that is sooo very pretty & Summery, too!

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